What A Load Of Pants

Cameras, phones, jewellery, locker keys, water bottles and even the occasional sock. They're all things that I consider pretty 'normal' to find lying around the gym, but yesterday I came across something a little more unusual.

Being as I'm highly dosed on Vitamin C tablets at the moment it means that I'm constantly running off to the toilet to relieve myself. Now, to get to the men's room you have to go all the way through the changing rooms, but the disabled toilet is huge and right on the gym floor, so most of the time I use that, purely for convenience; and also because I've never seen any disabled gym users whose valuable toilet time I would otherwise be stealing.
That in mind, I nipped in there yesterday, and what should be lying on the floor, but a white woman's thong. (I mean that the thong was white, not necessarily the woman). Had someone been up to something that a disabled toilet wasn't intended for, or is there some other reason that this bit of lingerie ended up there, I don't know. Suffice to say, I left it there. Who knows; maybe its owner would return for it, but if not, I'm sure the cleaner would dispose of it; or take it home. God knows what those cleaners are up to these days.